when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate
when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’
Hogwarts will always be there to be completely done with your shit.
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.